Lady in Waiting
So what does one do when one's husband is having knee surgery? One waits. One waits for a very long time in the waiting room. And what does one do in the waiting room for four hours? You're about to find out! 1. Take care of the most important piece of business: Post a status update on Facebook. All FB friends must be aware that I will be sitting in the waiting room for a very long time. 2. Catch up on the last two days of FB posts that I've missed. Re-watch the funny cat holiday videos. 3. Read the newspaper. Huh.... It's been a long time since I actually read the whole thing cover-to-cover... There's a lot going on! 4. Restroom break... cause I stopped at Sonic on the way here and got a 90 ounce Coke to keep myself awake. 5. Review the post-surgery instructions to make sure I haven't missed something important. 6. Start to panic that something will go wrong. What if he reacts badly to the anesthesia? What if he dies? How do I plan a fu...